.A letter to dad

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes t! o the fa ct that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son AMir


Dad, none of the above is true.. I'm over at Tirasak's house

 

I just wrote this to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home, your Son


Ive got this somewhere, real hilarious.

We ain't gay

Amir: Why ponies?? ponies are scary.. X.x S0o are unicorns...
Cat: Who the heck r you? A girl?
Amir: Ponies are like devils. They try to babysit children with their LOOOOOONg horn..Like devil

*Ti n Cat look at amir*

TI: This conversation is gettin old.
Amir: We are lame

Hang on ...  we r gay

Wednesday

Hello people!

Yesterday we (xcept Ti) went to visit Puan Atikah at her house in USM. She is getting better now so we hope to see her in school by 2 weeks (God-willing)....
(BTW, Amir cut his hair!)

This blog is for us to tell about what we have been doing all week.. So thats what we did yesterday... 

Today, though we had 2 periods of BM. Then 1 period of 'Sivik' where we played a version of 'Roda Impian".. then during recess we all went to do our duty as probationary prefects. Afterwards we had Geografi, KH, Agama/Moral and finally Maths. We then all had to go for a prefect meeting after school. Amir and Cat didn't do the guitar test. We'll do next week. 


All for now,
AmIr, CaT, Ti
xD

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